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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6810 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!