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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9738 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!