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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1626 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5352 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!