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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7822 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1293 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
