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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9079 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3870 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7242 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!