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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 217 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!