Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	61

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	625	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.