Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mine Mine no Mi Server

Survival

Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vcraft enhanced survival

Survival

Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Buildings Constructed:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

Adventure, Biomes, Bosses, Brewery, Cooking, Custom, Custombiomes, Customterrain, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Farming, Fishing, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, mmorpg, Nations, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Siege, Skills, Smeltery, Spells, Survival, Tannery, Terrain, Towns, Unique, Worldbuilding

The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Atlas Project!

Server Address/IP

play.mc-atlas.com

We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

>> Server Album <<

>> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

“So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

Custom and Featured Mechanics

* Found Nations and Towns.

* Player-Driven Diplomacy

* Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

* Dynamic Economy.

* Custom Gear System

* Magic and Spellcasting.

* Massive Dungeons.

* Hundreds of Quests.

* Legendary Items.

* Custom Crops and Agriculture.

* Extensive Lore & RP Events.

* 100+ Unique Fish.

Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

Renders: GuildsMC

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MonsterCraft

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Towns Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	814046	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7009	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!