Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	103

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wive server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

corpmore

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	57212	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.