Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fish Craft

Fish Craft is a fun survival faction server that has a small and dedicated community and helpful staff. I plan on adding a creative world and some minigames soon so please join now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VICE

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi!

Vice is a semi vanilla survival server. We use slimefun and many bukkit plugins for a more enjoyable experience. We recently re launched and would love for you to join us! Join anytime.

-Bukkit -Grief Prevention – claim blocks are earned with playtime -Slimefun -Open non-linear spawn -Adult admins -Built in ranking system -Optional PvP -Player owned shops available

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tkon Craft SkyWorld

Tkon Craft

Is a Sky World Based Server With a Dynamic Market Place To Buy And Sell Almost Every Item Possible

Future Add-ons: Raid/Greifing World Chest Treasure Hunt

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Clownfish Everyone Is Welcome

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

CFEW is a community of minecraft enthusiasts of all ages and backgrounds. Started in 2010, we have a rich history, and throughout the years the community have produced adventure maps, cool role-play maps and unique events! Our aim is just to have fun, and explore minecraft with friends!

All our ranks are FREE, and we have a friendly, mature and fun staff base!

What we offer: * Bored with minecraft? Try our slimefun server! This server is packed with fun plugins and includes several maps to play in, both peaceful and with custom mobs. * Want a challenge? Try our survival server! This server has limited commands, and lots of great towns to explore! Rank up your McMMO skill here. * Love building? We have several creative maps, great architect ranks, weekly and monthly building competitions, and a Build Team you can join! * Love building an island? Try Skyblock or Acid Island! We have both, each with its own custom shop! * Want a server where you can play minigames with your new friends? We have lots of popular games, including PvP, Paintball and Soccer!

We also run lots of cool events during the year – from creative building competitions in unique, inspiring custom maps, to Zombie Apocalypse survival maps, to Survivor (modeled after the TV Show)!

Finally, we provide lots of avenues for people to get more involved, whether its joining our staff ranks, or volunteering to help with events or builds!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

50Craft

Explore worlds of eternal night, brave the heights, and go for a long swim!

Artifacts are the central gameplay component of this server. Their purpose is to give the mindless drone of Factions PVP some general goal, other than looking to raid peoples faction bases. Essentially, an artifact is any player built structure that is amazing in terms of design and creativity. This can also be literally anything, such as an enormous intricate castle, to bridges crossing sky islands.

Each artifact will give the builder 5 credits (equal to ~5000 in game currency) and a bonus in game wage of 10 currency an hour. That is of course, until the artifact is captured or destroyed. You see, to qualify for artifact-hood, you must post pictures of it on the forums… along with coordinates to the site. An admin must also approve it before you receive your reward. So you have to ensure that your artifacts are well defended, but also don’t betray the location of your faction base. If you capture or destroy an artifact, alert an admin, and receive 1 credit for your efforts. Capturing it will get you the builders 10 currency per hour wage. Credits of Worth are really a storage of value They are characterized by books signed by The_Pwner. They allow you to purchase land on the Hub world, whether that means a base for your faction or a shop to sell items. This is ideal because any base you build there is many times safer than in the PVP worlds, and is not prone to be reset when the maps get rotated around. But beware for they are not entirely safe! Other factions can buyout your faction base. To perform a buyout an opposing faction must be able to bid at least 2x what the land is worth. The faction being bought out has one week to be able to beat the bid.

For faction bases each credit of worth will get you a 5×5 block of land at the outskirts of spawn. The more you spend, the closer you get to the main spawn area. For shops the price will be dependent on the shop location and size of the shop.

Credits of Worth can also purchase you portals from the main world directly to your faction bases on the various worlds! 5 credits for each portal. Runecraft allows you to shape the world around you in great ways. This includes creating unique short-term tool enchants, teleporters, hidden walls/passageways, and even the ability to moving whole sections of land. A list of the possible runes within this plugin is located at the link below, but take care because they are not all enabled. http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mods/Runecraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mineplus

This is one of the best servers in the world, it has many things like: skyblock, drugs, pvp, factions, chestshop, economy, PaintBall, and many more things that will surprise you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwordandSteel

Werewolfs factions and pvp

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1192	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.