Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	387	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.