Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Chunk Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

All 100% custom and original minigames. Featured by Youtubers worldwide.

Play Minerware, Ender, Thimble, Mineshooter, BlockWars, DoubleTrouble, Ironfall, Haunted, and more here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PikaCity Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

Always latest Pixelmon version! Use our pixpack on the Pixelmon Launcher, or use the IP PLAY.PIKACITY.COM We offer friendly community with a busy chat! ===================================================== We have a dedicated server and have been online for almost 4 years.

Poke Hunting! 24/7 uptime Helpful and friendly player staff Human Gyms (not NPCS!) Wondertrade ====================================================

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crops Grown:	3645
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sleepyville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

IP: svmc.co Looking to make new friends? Tired of being annoyed by misbehaving players? Sick off all the drama some multiplayer servers may bring? Are you just looking for a great server to settle down in? Well look no further, friend!!! Sleepyville is the server for you!

We’ve got fun players and staff, a great community of fun, mature players, and a great economy that’ll keep you hooked on farming and grinding mobs for hours! Here on Sleepyville, we let the players come first. We always make sure that you are satisfied on our server, no matter what “bigger” problems we may be facing. You can build pirate ships, cabin mansions, giant fortresses, booming cities, and much, much, more! We both know you’re tired of looking for a good server. But luckily, you’ve now just found it. Don’t pass up an opportunity to visit one of the best Minecraft servers around!

Join us today and make some new friends!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hytec Factions PVP

Economy, Factions, Survival

Tired of the awful PVP servers that seem to populate server listings? Tired of terrible abusive staff that just don’t seem to care about the players? Are you just as enraged by incompetent owners as we are?

Then come join Hytec PVP.

This server is a econ focused Factions/Survival server with player shops.

We are a small server! We are always trying to add extra things to make this a better place. If you like the server, tell your friends! if you have any suggestions, please feel free to PM me.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MC Wars

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A totally unique PvP experience! Build your own base in a ten-minute build phase, then during the war phase, destroy the other team’s monument (an arrangement of gold blocks on a wool platform) using a variety of classes!

Basic Classes: Archer, Footman, Knight, Builder, Trapman, and Mage VIP Classes: Priest, Spy, Longbowman, Catapult, Alchemist, and Beastmaster

There are also fun minigames in the lobby, and a survival server for VIPs! Come join this fun community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SteelCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Join SteelCraft and enjoy the faction pluginstrong. Create your own guild with friends and build your fortress to protect you, make alliances. Declare war on the enemy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sun God Palace

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server Name: Sun God Palace Server Address/IP: mc.sungodpalace.us Server Location: Dallas, Texas Forum: http://sungodpalace.us Game Play Types: [PvP], [FACTIONS], [SKYBLOCK], [CREATIVE PLOTS]

Owner/Admin: Taleson Ko-Owner: koolguy001 Co-Owner: Ollie55589 Co-Owner: xXHuntDawg2001Xx HeadAdmin: JellyfishMaster2 Admin: DaleDragonslayer Admin: jcurrycomet Admin:assassin8199

This is a server which rcently recieved a donation of 5 Dell servers! We are now a Hub server! More stable, and more plugins! We have Facitons PvP, Ceative Plots, Skyblock, and Minigames coming soon! Join for an amazing time!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!