Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2484	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	206
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	944035
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2732	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Ores Mined:	3179	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.