Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	1273	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1925	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	New Chunks Explored:	234999

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	New Chunks Explored:	377154
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	572

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	102	Players Killed by Monsters:	237
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.