Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2295	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	137
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	176
New Chunks Explored:	197789	Void Gems Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ores Mined:	1419
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.