Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	145
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7247
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	6245
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4121	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	398
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchantments Applied:	94
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4601
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!