Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1167	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Star Shards Collected:	69	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	3886	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2301	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.