Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	9368	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4056
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4554
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	167	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	756
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Potions Brewed:	107
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1066
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.