Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	3143
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	382	Magic Items Found:	3502
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7666
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!