Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	3312
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crops Grown:	5261
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Emeralds Found:	4022	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Magic Items Found:	8258	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	212771	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	2225

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1509
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3581

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.