Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1823
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	7266	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	144	Star Shards Collected:	58
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9711
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	146745
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	679	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.