Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Crops Grown:	9951	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	65	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	711538
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	4930	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1405

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Emeralds Found:	3697
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.