Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragons Tamed: 3
Ores Mined: 6002 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 530 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4819 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Star Shards Collected: 204

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Crops Grown: 2453 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Farms Harvested: 294 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 116 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Emeralds Found: 836 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Animals Bred: 41 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 2341
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dimension Hops: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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