Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7194	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5582
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3269
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9437
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Divine Spears Created:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!