Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3332	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crops Grown:	6184
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4334	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	344877	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6116
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Animals Bred:	54	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Farms Harvested:	401	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Crops Grown:	1760
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	7609
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4943	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.