Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	9063
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	6617

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	8283
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Emeralds Found:	2939	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Items Found:	5946	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.