Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 New Chunks Explored: 528796
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1893 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 287 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4193 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Items Found: 2319
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Gods Slained: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Emeralds Found: 3204
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1009 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1529 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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