Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MatriLand

    MatriLand

    MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 New Chunks Explored: 924671

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Epirate

    Epirate

    What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FoundersMC

    FoundersMC

    FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

    Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DusKraft Network

    DusKraft Network

    Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Sword

    Sword

    Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Noxian Network

    Noxian Network

    Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5209 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CafeSMP

    CafeSMP

    [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 173445 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • GoVibe

    GoVibe

    Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Void Realms

    Void Realms

    Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pump Power

    Pump Power

    PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PixelGrew

    PixelGrew

    The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PortalMC

    PortalMC

    Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DSBM Network

    DSBM Network

    Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DinoSMP

    DinoSMP

    DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2260
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • top-gaming.org

    top-gaming.org

    Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Ores Mined: 4681 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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