Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4632	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ores Mined:	3911	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4404
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	538	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”