Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3401	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mines Excavated:	3948
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	27	Star Shards Collected:	58

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	624
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	148	Dragon Eggs Found:	9835
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8441
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7484	Dragon Eggs Found:	6859
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.