Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3882
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7542	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	157	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8383	Void Gems Collected:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3231
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7989	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Animals Bred:	131	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.