Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SURVIVAL zone

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CastleMC

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival

CastleMC, A minecraft Survival Server with an RPG Like Experience, we offer Tons of Custom Features ranging From Mobs; Bosses; Items; Armor;Dungeons We may be a small Minecraft Server but we have a lot to Feature in it You might wanna check it out and see what awaits you in this wonderful adventure

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	460

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SpaceCraft

Bliss, Blisspvp, Currency, Custom, Customarmor, Custommobs, Customskins, Customweapons, Economy, Gamemodesurvival, Gem, Gems, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, MONEY, Mulitplayer, PvP, Shop, smp, Space, Survival, Survivalgames, Survivalpvp, Survivalserver

Welcome to SpaceCraft! Get ready for an awesome time in our Bliss SMP (Survival MultiPlayer) – it’s a really cool experience. Our server has special armor, weapons, and lots of fun things to make your game even better.

At SpaceCraft, we want everyone to feel welcome. It doesn’t matter if you’ve played Minecraft a lot or if you’re just starting out – we want you to join our big and friendly SpaceCraft community. We’ve saved a spot just for you!

Start an adventure of exploring, making cool stuff, and being friends with others on SpaceCraft. There are so many things to do, and the excitement never ends. Come with us to have fun and grow together on SpaceCraft – the best place for people who love Minecraft.

In Bliss SMP, you’ll find new challenges and cool rewards. We have special armor and weapons that make surviving more exciting. Whether you like fighting or making things, SpaceCraft is the right place for you to show how creative you are.

We promise that our server is fair and fun for everyone. It’s not like other servers where you have to pay to win. At SpaceCraft, you become great by being good at the game and working hard. Every time you achieve something, it feels really good.

Don’t wait any longer – come join the SpaceCraft community now! Be a part of something amazing. Whether you want to make new friends, show off your building skills, or just enjoy playing with others, SpaceCraft is the perfect place. Your adventure starts here, where there are so many things to do and the fun never stops!

And guess what? We have super-fast and awesome support to help you whenever you need it. So, what are you waiting for? Join SpaceCraft and let the excitement begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2576	Players Killed by Monsters:	6391
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Twilight of the Rhomaioi

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Twilight of the Rhōmaîoi

The year is 1444 and the eyes of all of Christendom are once more focused on the Balkan Peninsula. The seemingly unstoppable expansion of the Ottoman Empire continues, with soul goal of extending their borders all the way to the Danube and beyond. Many have turned to the Papacy for salvation to the ever shrinking Christian states of the Balkans, hoping that a successful crusade could achieve what has been lost at Nikopolis decades before, driving the Turks out of Europe. Who would come victorious in the perpetual struggle of the Eastern Mediterranean, and can the relentless tide of fate be undone? Only time will tell.

Welcome to the Twilight of the Rhomaioi Modpack server. We are a minecraft modded server for 1.19.2. Our ModPack focuses mainly on bringing in the Late Medieval experience, We have; – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Combat system based around Epic Knights and its two expansions – Siege mechanics supported by Medieval Siege Machines mod – Factions management, monument system, quests, ranks and prefixes of the Konquest plugin – Creative Plots with World Edit for easy build designing – Deep lore and regular events for every faction, with unique mechanics of Cardinal Collegium, Crusades and civil wars

Join our discord today! Server for CurseForge and Technic Launcher.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Avalon: Minecraft MMORPG (Questing, Epic Boss Teamfights, Survival)

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server ip: defend.avalon.todayAvalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 80 plugins, 300 NPCs, 5 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 150 quests, and 7 final bosses with daily loot drops that feature heavily customized MythicMobs. Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Unique NPC-based Questing systemCo-operative Towny environment7 Daily Raid Bosses – Get epic loot!Silk Touch SpawnersCustom CraftingCrates, Voting, Banking, MarriagesMcMMO, Classes and LevellingPets – Capture mobs, and level them up!Global Market system and Auctions

Wilderness world map radius: 10KNether map radius: 8K (glitching on top allowed)End map radius: unlimited (base building allowed).

Build a base, fight as a lone wolf, join or create your own Town. Your destiny is up to you.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AltaVelos SMP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Play Minecraft Server

Creative, Survival

Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Emeralds Found:	9298	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JaycobPVP

Survival

hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

Cosmetics, Customworldgen, Furniture, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Marriage, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Quests, Resourcepack, Seasons, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	680584	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Marcoeh

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Items Found:	8478	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Economy, Economysurvival, Faction Pvp, Factions, Kingdoms, Openaudiomc, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	6754
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KitPVP/Survival And More

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.