MossyCraft: Where even the rustiest blocks can still be hilarious!

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

#revelation, chests, Communication, Curiosity, decipher, decode, discovery, hidden meaning, Interpretation, Intrigue, LolCraft, Message, Mystery, Open, open it, Read, reading, Reveal, secret message, signs, Surprise, tell us, Uncover, unravel, what it says

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Matzah and Creeper Craft

Bigotry, Conflict, Craft, creeper, Cultural differences, dialogue, discrimination, Diversity, education, ethnicity, hate, History, Identity, Indians, intolerance, Jews, Matzah, misunderstanding, mudshits, prejudice, racism, seethe, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fiddlesticks, game updates, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, patch updates, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

acceptance, alone, belonging, Darkness, disoriented, Distorted, Echoing, faggy, foliage, Happy, joy, Laughter, Light, Lost, Minecraft, numb, Outsider, POEM, Poems, poets, sad, Sadness, Server, shitty, warmth

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

Acting, Actors, Amateur, Attempt, Audition.., Casting, Character, DerpyCraft, Drama, main role, Minecraft, non-professional, NonProfessional, Performance, Play, PLAYS, Role, Stage, talent, Theater, VOICE, voice acting, voice actor, voice artist, voice talent, voice work, voiceover

Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

anger, Bitch, Boundaries, calming down, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, emotional, explosive, Frustration, Girlfriend, latina, LatinaCraft, overreacting, patience, relationship, temper, Therapy, Understanding, Unhealthy, Unpleasant

Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

#youtube, brotherhood, collaboration, Connection, cooperation, Cross-cultural, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Epic, finland, FinlandCraft, friendship, Global community, international relations, meets, mongolia, MongoliaCraft, mutual respect, Peace, Server, solidarity, Understanding, Unity, Video

Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

according to, according to Snoys, gameplay according, long trail, madness, Minecraft, peak, peak gameplay, peak gameplay according, peak gameplay according to, peak gameplay Snoys, snoys, Snoys peak gameplay

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

Arabs, BIAS, blocks, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, DesertCraft, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicities, ethnicity, generalizations, global perspectives, Identity, ignorance, middle eastern, misconceptions, prejudice, racism, Resist, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	4825
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

blocky, bros, dehumanization., Disrespect, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender violence, Hoes, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, Server, sexism, sexual harassment, sexual objectification, toxic masculinity, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s humanity, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, BETRAYAL, chapter, chapter 47, futuristic, Gear, Heart, HEART GEAR, japanese manga, LOLzy, Manga, MANGA Plus, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, online manga, Robots, rumor, Sci Fi, Secrets, Server, shueisha, Suspense, Technology, The Truth Behind The Rumor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

advice, BETRAYAL, blocks, Cheaters, collide, Communication, confusion, Crafty, doubt, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, lying.., Paradise, Play, relationship, satisfaction, self esteem, sexual satisfaction, Shallow, SIZE, Trust, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	297	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4453

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	6884	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1