lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1220 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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