Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 355956 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1707 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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