Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 62 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
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