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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5839 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!