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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 603 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!