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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3425 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!