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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5665 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!