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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7559 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Votes: | 5873 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!