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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2374 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1277 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!