MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3716	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	8022	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ores Mined:	7213

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6763	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.