Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

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Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9648
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	1442
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Towns Built:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.