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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5416 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Imagine the excitement of struggling to survive, just like in real life, but in blocky pixel form! Build your own ramen noodle shack, scavenge for resources to treat your virtual kidney disease, and fight off mobs while contemplating a career in “intimacy” work to make ends meet.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the joy of being taunted by an in-game character who constantly dangles the promise of help, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Will you forgive them and go shopping together, only to be mocked for not being able to afford clothes? The drama never ends on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more emotionally draining than your real life, join us now! Cut ties with your virtual mother and start a new life in a world where $100 for groceries is considered a luxury. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pain and suffering of being left out of a virtual fortune!