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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6506 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Imagine the excitement of struggling to survive, just like in real life, but in blocky pixel form! Build your own ramen noodle shack, scavenge for resources to treat your virtual kidney disease, and fight off mobs while contemplating a career in “intimacy” work to make ends meet.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the joy of being taunted by an in-game character who constantly dangles the promise of help, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Will you forgive them and go shopping together, only to be mocked for not being able to afford clothes? The drama never ends on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more emotionally draining than your real life, join us now! Cut ties with your virtual mother and start a new life in a world where $100 for groceries is considered a luxury. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pain and suffering of being left out of a virtual fortune!