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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 159 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Imagine the excitement of struggling to survive, just like in real life, but in blocky pixel form! Build your own ramen noodle shack, scavenge for resources to treat your virtual kidney disease, and fight off mobs while contemplating a career in “intimacy” work to make ends meet.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the joy of being taunted by an in-game character who constantly dangles the promise of help, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Will you forgive them and go shopping together, only to be mocked for not being able to afford clothes? The drama never ends on our server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more emotionally draining than your real life, join us now! Cut ties with your virtual mother and start a new life in a world where $100 for groceries is considered a luxury. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pain and suffering of being left out of a virtual fortune!
