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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4212 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 996804 | Enchantments Applied: | 66 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
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