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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 681 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?