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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4062 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?
But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?